Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

Single shaming

Spreading destructive gossip and slander about people, especially guys, that are single. Alienating and isolating guys that are single that either have chosen to remain single or simply can't get any dates due to a toxic social atmosphere and/or lack of quality women. Getting single guys in trouble for mingling.

The single guy was excluded from the group because he was single. He was a victim of single shaming. The single man's ban from the club was a form of single shaming.

by He who knows11 July 13, 2022

shame shudder

A physiological reaction to feeling disgust, regret or shame at one's past behavior. This reaction is often unconscious; it is characterized by tightening of upper body muscles, covering one's eyes, a 'shudder' and perhaps a groan. It may be induced by one's friend reminding him/her of the behavior or by one remembering the action on their own.

"Sometimes hearing about what you did while drunk can be fun. Its like a story that you've never heard before and you're the same character."
"Sure..fun minus the shame shudders. I do stupid shit."

by kdaddy44 October 12, 2016

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Shame Room

A room in the house used as a dedicated storage space for all of your uncompleted hobby and DIY projects. Typically this is also used as a junk room to keep other stuff that you have no other place for in your home such large inflatable penguins that you bought on impulse or that half-complete set of encyclopaedias that you swear is still useful.

See also pile of shame and stack of shame.

Person A: "I'm not up to much this weekend. Just picking up some new hobby stuff, adding to my shame room".
Person B: "You have a shame room?.." (assuming that it's something sexual, and wondering what the hell you consider a hobby)

*Awkward silence*

by Rhino_the_chubby_unicorn November 20, 2021