chode

a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode!he showed it to me last night!"

becky : "thats sick!!!"

by jack von offenstein April 18, 2006

chode

technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.

he put a new chode into the gun.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

chode

a is that is wider then it is longer

pat w. has a chode

by pat walsh November 24, 2003

Chode

Chode is a short skinny fat dick. If you have a chode I feel so sorry for you.

his dick is not that big. It is such a chode.

by Justine Reese October 3, 2004

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

by joseph.g December 12, 2007