Penis

Mans Penis

I cut my penis off when I was 3.

by Naimu Chan September 7, 2021

Penis

It is sometimes hard,

How is it like having a penis?
It is hard sometimes.
Damn, can i suck yours?

by Pepperoni_pii January 6, 2022

penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025

penis

God's gift to women.

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.

by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019

Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

by Chezwegs September 16, 2020