Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021
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Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.
He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.
by Balls1984 January 27, 2022
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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
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E-Cum

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 02, 2024
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Cum Guts

It is most like a jiggly stomach that when the person walks the dimply stomach will shimmer as though it is a bag full of cum. Mostly seen on women who have guts as fat men generally have hard guts.
by Frobt October 05, 2014
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bloody bubble cum fuck

When a woman puts her period blood and her partners cum in her mouth a blows bubbles till the liquid covers his body
I gave Jason the best bloody bubble cum fuck last night he will never forget it
by Simpress January 23, 2023
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