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Urban Dictionary

A place where people make retarted words come to life.
Me: Types in oltos
Urban dictionary: 25 RESULTS ON THIS WORD
by penguineatpizza March 17, 2021
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Urban Dictionarysss

A site where u search up things. U probably bored rn searching for this. This site is pretty dang good and a slang for (shit)
You have u used Urban Dictionarysss

Nah bro, i only like fortnite.
by UrbanUser69420 March 18, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A site where lonely people who dont hav a gf/bf make defenitions of themselves and make them souns hot af. IRL theyr fat ass ugly ass shit
Urban Dictionary is for lonely bozos
by Rear_End_Eater March 19, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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Urban archeology

The exploration of old abandoned malls movie theaters. Houses. Mansions.basically. anything urban or semi urban.
We explored some abandoned houses in the 5 finger lakes region of New York it was some great urban archeology!
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost
guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things
by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021
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awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.
A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.
by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021
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