Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.

Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!

by Dallas stud January 19, 2020

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

sippin' off my ex

To get together or hook up with somebody's ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

George: Why don't you hang out with Ben anymore? You guys used to be best friends.
Lenny: Yeah- we were best friends 'till he started sippin' off my ex!

by LootsInCombat June 4, 2020

Drop Farage off at the coast

To drop a log, download some brownware.

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

by Firescientist September 1, 2022

Sawed her legs off

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.

I took her home and sawed her legs off.

by Tragedybound March 23, 2022

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022