(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).
(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
Get the God-time mug.The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
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When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
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"Yeah, baby, it's Julian time." Said Julien
Julian Time is a colloquial term referring to the act of self-pleasure. It humorously borrows its name from the Julian calendar, suggesting an individual's solitary indulgence in personal gratification.
"Yeah, baby, it's Julian time." Said Julien
Julian Time is a colloquial term referring to the act of self-pleasure. It humorously borrows its name from the Julian calendar, suggesting an individual's solitary indulgence in personal gratification.
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Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
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-Ny6ixx aniya
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Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
by Ny6ix June 1, 2024
Get the My time green mug.The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
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