me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*
by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 5, 2022
Get the ur mommug. When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
Get the insufferable new mommug. 
that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life
by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018
Get the Mommug. A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.
by wordminder22 September 28, 2022
Get the MOM EDGYmug. 
Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo
by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024
Get the Among us haha ur mom poopoomug.