Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.

Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted

Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)

by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023

Double Barrel Shot

When you get a cumshot from a person with two penises

"Damn man that porno ended with a double barrel shot"

by Mister Hipster October 22, 2015

Double-Triple

A dumb way of saying Sextuple.

I have a Double-Triple killstreak, noob!

by Noobinthetrash February 27, 2022

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Double chum

Fucking a dude with Wendy’s sauce as lube

Jubba want to double chum

by John Kardinson April 27, 2022