comkc's penis 

microscopic tool, its needle-like precision is invaluable for cutting rare stones

The hope diamond was perfectly cut using ComKC's penis.

comkc's penis by ComKC October 23, 2003

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

God's Penis by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.

Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!

Guacamole Nigga Penis by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019

15 cent penis 

15 cent penis is when someone txts you or you txt some the word penis and you get charged fifteen cents on your cell phone bill

Txter1: "hey dude lets go for a drive and grab a beer and hopefully catch the game."
Txter1: "i hear that chick will be bartending"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter1: "fuck man quit sending me 15 cent penis. i dont have a cell plan u just cost me 45 cents"

15 cent penis by mistertibbs January 15, 2010

Wenis penis 

A bitch ass homosexual male who enjoys cold hard penis inserted in the anal area....

Oh this wenis penis that sits in front of me enjoys anal insertation

Wenis penis by Jesus christ August 31, 2004

Adopted Penis 

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

Adopted Penis by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

"American Me" Penis 

extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.

fuck you with a "American Me" Penis

"American Me" Penis by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007