Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice

Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut

by Dhshann July 18, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Monkey

A watermelon slurpin', popeyes munchin', kool aid lovin', gang sign repping', chain dragging', tree hanging', cotton picking', cross burning', track running', basket ball playing', blues singing', night time thieving', cracker hating ', sneaker stealing', car jacking', no father', food stamp', jail living', big nose', big lip', child support skipping', pants sagging', single mother having', weed smoking', gang banging', drug dealing', opp killing', vine swinging', trap house living', whip scar having', fellow inhabiting the place we know called Compton

My friend Jontavius is such a monkey, he waited in line for 3hrs to get popeyes

by Jasontavius March 25, 2022