gaz new

a guy with only 2 loves in his life: fantasy football and the gym

that guy needs to get a life he's a proper 'gaz new'

by Not a gym freak January 23, 2008

New York Snow Cone

A male and female engage in sexual intercorse, the male ejaculates his semen in to the female. Another man preforms oral on the same female right after.

Yo, did you hear Ely got the New York Snow Cone from Kara?

by PBR3081232 December 16, 2017

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 28, 2018

New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 13, 2018

Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”

Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

by Kyle the new Karen December 09, 2021

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 18, 2022

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024