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Mint Hot Dog

When you keep the cock ring on for too long and your wangus starts to turn green.
Yooo I heard you whacked off a little too long last night and got that Mint Hot Dog!
by HeteroSapien69 May 5, 2021
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hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022
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Hot dog water

Idaho slang for meth or any dope in general.
You be snortin that hot dog water that's why you acting all crazy.

I smoke some of that hot dog water before I go Drax dems schkoluntz!
by El Lobo 138 September 3, 2022
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hot girl personality

Women who do not interact authentically in conversation based how attractive they think they are in relation to the person they are conversing with. They rely on generic platitudes as a means of minimal effort and offer no real substance.
Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.
by YeetingYetimaster October 25, 2022
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Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.
In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket
by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022
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Hot dumpster pussy

When her pussy smells so bad, the only comparison is a dumpster on a hot, sunny day.
It turned out she had that Hot dumpster pussy, so I bounced.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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