A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
by superfleet April 26, 2022
you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you
You were always meant to be a lunchables kid
Carlton showed those guys in the fraternity who the real sell outs were. He was still the white black kid on the surface.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
you guys like frank ocean but cant be frank with your emoceans
super rich kids w nothin but loose ends super rich kids with nothin but fake friends
super rich kids w nothin but loose ends super rich kids with nothin but fake friends
by d1storted April 23, 2024
A child born by a prostitute and raised in the streets. Generally lacking manners, an STD free track history, and common sense.
by IckyVickyTavi February 18, 2022