Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

penis

a small or big log connected to a boys body

damn he has a big penis

by kentrellyyc November 17, 2022

penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024

Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.

Tania absolutely loves big horse penis.

by samantharules March 26, 2022

homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit

omg you have a homoorectuse penis

by cracker slacker May 10, 2017

Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025