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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
by Firesword101 April 7, 2025
mugGet the Happy as a monkey fried in clartsmug.

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023
mugGet the Flying Monkeysmug.

Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!
by heheheessdd May 30, 2025
mugGet the Shimaya the Monkeymug.

Monkey

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky
by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Ass monkeymug.

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term referring to Haybots in the game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late Thick44. Not racist at all.
die fork monkey! you're nobody!
by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025
mugGet the Fork Monkeymug.

Monkey

Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.
Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya
by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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