Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

doing yuor mom

me 🤞

“can i be doing yuor mom????????”

by give me vagina January 7, 2023

ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is a famous joke said across the world

person 1: What did you do today?

person 2: Ur mom

person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore

person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore

Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say

by c0smo. June 3, 2022