dick poked

when you hug a guy and they have a boner

Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp

by vballen012 October 5, 2009

dicks Jangling

WHEN yo dick be jangling

Ho:damn yo dicks jangling

by Mikawk November 23, 2009

dicking around

The act of saying your going to do something, but then doing everything except the work that you set out to do. Some people, especially college students, have become pros at this through the use of stumbleupon, facebook, or bored.com.

Sheehy and Curtin never get their work done cause there always dicking around

by TheHurricane December 14, 2009

Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.

Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!

by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011

dick dobber

A woman or man who is so addicted to cock that they constantly are drawn to it and are constantly up and down on it like a dirt dobber

Damn man!Kaye is such a fuckin dick dobber I swear my dick is never two feet from her mouth!

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Dick Cheney

1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face

2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize

He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her! Her face was covered in spunk.

by dirty little girl October 18, 2010

Dick Cheney

When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident.

Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.

Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her.

That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.

by Tanker66 July 26, 2010