Time

Time, an illusion and a concept that we made up

Boss: your late

Person 1 : I am not as time is simply an illusion that we created for security of comfort to control
Boss:Damn

by Jkool kid December 31, 2020

No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies

James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.

by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021

Doin time

A song by Sublime.

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Sexy time

When you spread out your ass and walk around.

Terry was doing sexy time infront of his friends

by Terry cow January 7, 2021

Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path

(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?

by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021

Time

something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this

You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021