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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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intergalactic fart

When someone farts so loud your ears start ringing and you lose your hearing.
Last night I ripped an intergalactic fart and my girlfriend couldn't hear for 10 minutes straight.
by Vigilentiu November 28, 2022
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Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024
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Fart face

Fart face: A person who got farted on the face and when you sit on a persons face and fart.
He woke up angry.
Why? My cousin sat on his face and farted!
Fart face.
by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022
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Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
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Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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Fart Star

Cupping a fart in your hand and throwing it at someone's face, like you would throw a ninja star
Jae threw a fart star at tiffany with all the skill of a ninja!
by tiffany 237/ jae1987 May 8, 2016
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