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grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.
this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese

king mac and cheese 

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.
I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.
king mac and cheese by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

bought the cheese 

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.
I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie 

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

Mac n' Cheese Come Around 

The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.
Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!

All: Dope!