new

transformed

I am new wine

by december20 February 21, 2024

New England Clam Chowder

A finishing move where one pulls out, ejaculates on their partners cleavage and uses the ejaculate as lube to tit-fuck them. With proper timing you may experience a second orgasm.

I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!

by Stagnetti's Cock December 1, 2022

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

by Danlod May 31, 2017

New Word

When you're completely out of original ideas.

"How can I make the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?"
"How about New Word?"
"That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard of!"

by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 21, 2017

News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

New

Not existing before; made, introduced, or discovered recently or now for the first time

Look at my NEW car.

by Katie smith111 February 3, 2022