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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom
by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022
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Your mom

by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing
random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom
by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022
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Mom’s Spaghetti

A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track
The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”
by Alyigator March 30, 2019
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