5 inch penis 

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.

5 inch penis by snakles__530 January 16, 2017

red penis 

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"

red penis by Colin Ye December 3, 2007

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008

Kung Pow Penis 

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.

Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*

Kung Pow Penis by Kung Pow Penis August 11, 2018

cowboy penis 

ruff ridin' ass-less chapped pink oboe.

I was horny but that tequila gave me the "cowboy penis" edge.

cowboy penis by Nephi Sagnureee.#@%? May 16, 2006

human penis 

you/reader

you are a HUMAN PENIS

human penis by some_fucker December 13, 2016

do penis have knees 

the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day

Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.

do penis have knees by Lizjessicakelseysierra March 27, 2009