midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.

I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.

by JuanManClaus June 02, 2019

Strickland of Cheese

A title for someone who is a gay lil' bitch boy who thinks he knows everything.

Person 1: Man, Aedin is a real Strickland of Cheese.
Person 2: What the fuck does that mean?

by Cheese Strickland November 26, 2023

String Cheese

To leave, to go away, or to peel out.

String Cheese time.

I need to string cheese.

by UGAK January 23, 2024

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021

String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

by CheesamusMaximus June 12, 2020

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute January 25, 2016