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Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.
Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please
by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
mugGet the remote penismug.

penis

i saw his penis
by chunkofrog123 March 28, 2023
mugGet the penismug.

penis cum

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022
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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
mugGet the penis sputter sandwichmug.

Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
mugGet the Erectuilas, God of Penismug.

polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.
It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.
by dsrdakota February 22, 2021
mugGet the polar penismug.

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