loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls

I love hot monkey balls

by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Monkey

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"

I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !

by K Mouse August 29, 2018

Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.

“Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011