penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

Penis Piercing

A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.

Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.

by Jagonathon August 7, 2023

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025