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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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cum hose

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.
by woordhack January 7, 2025
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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
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CUM

When you trow from your dick a white sticky substance. This substance taste like bad fish and will be kinda hot if trown in a pussy. Its also what your uncle puts inside your mother.
Kid: Hi mom, I just came and you will have to clean my cum
Mom: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
by 🤨Why so sussy?🤨 May 9, 2022
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CUM

THE WHITE CREAMY STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF A MANS DICK THAT WOMEN SAY THAT ITS SO DAMN DELICIOUS AND WANT IT ALL IN THERE FACE AND IN THERE PUSSY
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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Cum

$CUM Coin

A highly liquid meme coin with sticky gains and zero shame. Launched by degenerates, for degenerates.
“Bro, I just doubled my bag in 2 hours. $CUM Coin got me dripping profits.”
“She asked what I do for a living. I said I hold $CUM.”
by Caveycap April 20, 2025
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Foreskin cum

Fore skin cum is the cum that sticks inside your fore skin often forgotten about and molds once in molding it can only be sucked off by someone else (saliva is the only thing that can remove it) also note moldy fore skin cum can become infected and they will have to surgical remove your dick
My moldy Foreskin cum was stinging so my gf slurped it up
by dont dab February 19, 2021
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