semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)

My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut

by Ass_eating_101 December 29, 2015

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.

My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.

by No B*tches July 3, 2023