There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.

“Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”

by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

by OJB September 26, 2004

monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022