fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 23, 2009

Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011

Weed Pimp

A person that lives a Good Life, that does Good things and Always Helps other people when they can!

You know that Justin Hope is a Real— Weed Pimp

by Dr. Hope March 30, 2022

thanos weed

Marijuana that when placed between two fingers and snapped, half of it turns to dust and leaves you disappointed.

Marquis’ shit sucks, he’s always got that “thanos weed”.

by AndyBotwin420 March 12, 2019

tommy weed

Some trash weed that broke niggas smoke!

Hey, I got that Tommy Weed bruh! 10.00 an eighth!

by King94565 February 28, 2022

Weed wacker

Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.

Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here

by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021