Hop-walking

A way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.

GAY version (skipping):
Guy 1: Dude, after I beat that guy up I skipped down the street.
Guy 2: That's gay.

Straight Version (hop-walking):
Guy 1: Dude, I found a really cute pair of shoes today! And I hop-walked all the way home in them!
Guy 2: Bro, NICE!
*fist bumps*

by Bo'sBrother September 28, 2010

fat walking

You put a burger on a dog lead and make fat people follow.

Give me a burger and a dog lead, chubby is going for a walk. I'm taking chubby fat walking

by jackwilsh12345 October 14, 2011

Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs

Dude that guys his toby walking on

by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011

jolly walking

Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.

Eric looked so happy jolly walking his way across the sidewalk on a sunny day.

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019