Balls in a vice

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice

"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"

by Bullii June 23, 2016

Vile

The first word that comes to mind when one's sentence is interrupted by a lightning bolt belch.

The belch and it's contents effectively pierced my left earlobe and was well, vile.

by Leon Sibson February 18, 2009

dub ville

term referring to the city of Watsonville, California. the central coast home of the wildcatz and martinelli's, known for the best sparkling apple juice in the world. located south of Santa Cruz , but north of Monterey.

how's life in dub ville?

by coast2coast July 25, 2008

Vile

100 hits of LSD acid in liquid form. Also refered to as a bottle.

Hey man! You should pick up a vile from that acid dealer down on pearl street for the weekend. I hear its real strong, and i wanna trip real hard!

by Zander12321 August 24, 2007

Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011

c'ville

carpentersville, illinois. a small town in the chicago northwest suburbs. close to dundee, sleepy hollow, elgin, algonquin, and barrington.

me: i graduated from dundee-crown
tom: where is that?
me:in c'ville
tom: oh carpentersville, that's by elgin, right?
me: yup

by omarsg September 26, 2006

coup de ville

when you are trapped or locked up in something (aka jail, a house, in the car, with wifey)

yo i cant go anywhere cuz im coup de ville in the house.

by soto capo October 27, 2008