Facebook venting is when you are on facebook posting comments and venting as you would to your homegirl, or homeboy, as the case my be.
Me and my bf broke up on Valentines day, and I was expressing myself (facebook venting) via facebook. Revealing all the details of the ugly breakup.
by JusMe_Angie March 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Venting mug.A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
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an arrangement of ducts, tubes, fans, heaters and controls used to introduce fresh air into or expel foul or stagnant air out of an automobile
by Iain K. MacLeod December 21, 2003
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Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 26, 2010
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by Swedish Jesus November 28, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.A wacked metrosexual. A narcassistic male. Not quite gay or hetro. Likes to play as a baby in bed. A real sicko that looks okay on the outside and has superficial charm, but probably has silicon breasts and lip liner in his pockets. Also can be a old fart who thinks he's a youngster. A fake. A con. An idiot with grandiose self-worth.
You see that dude with that skeet sheet, Sherri? She's sucking a venti right there.
Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!
Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!
by victorian ghost July 22, 2006
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