splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...

I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes

by Lion240 June 8, 2018

fuck her gently

Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.

(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about her radical views on second amendment remidies for gun play against people that vote against them, Nevada Republican Senate canidate Sharon Angle is "Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass" to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty she actuallty as is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

nugget her backpack

to flip someone's backpack inside out, put their books inside, and zip it up so they can't get it opened.

god she's being a bitch. let's go nugget her backpack!

by AGhagadghandi May 22, 2008

give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.

"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010