thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.
I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.
by goodolick May 07, 2015
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thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed
I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!
by Ben Stocks February 12, 2008
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Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.
by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022
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thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.
"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."
by Ponyboymlp January 11, 2016
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Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound
Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?
by Voidaid February 19, 2016
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Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 06, 2021
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Thunder Gap

The gap located between a woman's thighs who has a massive booty.
by TheOneWhoComes March 12, 2023
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