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thunder thick 

From the concept Thunder Thighs, used to describe the excessively jiggly manner of someone's thighs.
"Holy shit, her thighs are thunder thick!"

Thunder Cunt 

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.
"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."
Thunder Cunt by Letterstogestapo October 26, 2015

Thunder buddy day 

4/20. The day where every Colin is gifted with the savoury snack of all original cheddar goldfish to then be absorbed of its sustenance on an especially rainy day.

thunder thighitis 

when ones thighs seem to only grow, even when the person exercises and diets.
person a: dude so you know how i lost all that weight?
person b: yeah.
person a: so i went shopping to get new clothes and i couldn't get any pants over my thighs, even though i have lost weight.
person b: man sounds like you have come down with a classic case of thunder thighitis.

Thunder Scunt

The word THUNDER SCUNT means an extreme skanky cunt.
Jessica P stop sleeping with so many people, you Thunder Scunt.

"shut up you thunder Scunt......
Thunder Scunt by cmd_nj February 10, 2010

thunder theighs 

F-off Jamin