30's thick

A mans's filling out and weight gain that occurs naturally, shortly after entering your 30's

Person 1: None of my clothes are fitting properly anymore, ever since I turned 30!
Person 2: It's fine! You're just 30's thick!

by BOG17 September 19, 2019

DAMM HE THICK!!!

My dog

My dog is "DAMM HE THICK!!!"

by whyyoudomelikethat January 13, 2020

emotionally dummy thick

When they carry a lot of weight in the back... of their mind.

She might have a flat ass, but she emotionally dummy thick.

by Wise owl 1o1 March 27, 2021

Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion

Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day

by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017

MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness

1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"

by dumbasian January 19, 2010

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

booty's thick 8

Named for it's creator, it is a hollowed out dildo made to slide over the shaft of the penis. This makes it possible to have anal sex with other men without feeling weird about it, essentially enabling the wearer to claim that he is not gay.

Guy 1: "I can't believe you were diddlin' some dude's dirtbox when I walked into the apartment last night."

Guy 2 (holding booty's thick 8): "Dude, I ain't gay."

by I dig chicks hey June 10, 2007