Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

Soup Kitchen

When someone gathers a bunch of people to fuck in the back of a taxi

Did you hear about mason?
He likes to Volunteer at random soup kitchens

by Jjthecurator January 2, 2023

innovation kitchen

Innovation kitchen is a phenomena that occurs when engineers engaged in tackling a complex problem congregate in the office kitchen to individually craft the best tea/coffee, this process encourages the group to share their knowledge inadvertently leading to an innovation breeding ground.

Bob: I've been trying to add a logger into my code but the current implementation is too heavy and I only want the log method.
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!

by lazerus81 August 2, 2014

buddie found in kitchen

a reference to both fork found in kitchen and the fact that important moments between Buck and Eddie (buddie) from 9-1-1 are often in either Eddie's or Buck's kitchen

Person A: It's kinda funny when Buck is with Ravi, he only talks about Eddie
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen

by babadeedee August 2, 2025

Kitchen

Something that you enter in your household in order to eat, otherwise known as consuming an edible substance.

Go into the kitchen and EAT YOUR MICROWAVABLE POPCOOOOORNNNN!!!!!!

by Blobbleguy January 8, 2021

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019