Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016

Burnt in westwood

For the 977600000000000000000000000 counts of torture they've committed against me I am going to chain the doors shut during school hours and burn 498 with sparkler powder and tasers amd termite.

If you get burnt in Westwood it'll hurt

by Cody5050 December 23, 2022

Freezer burnt

Freezer burnt

Oi that cunt Brad is freezer burnt

by Gooch munkey April 23, 2022

burnt rim

Burnt bootyhole

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week

by October 24, 2023

burnt slurry

Crispy slurry.

Burnt slurry smells like shitty smoke.

by Debskelly1985 May 04, 2023

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 January 31, 2016

Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.

Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

by TheManWhoWearsDaPants April 06, 2018