Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

parker sweetin

parker sweetin is a young king he will always hang around for the ones he loves but if u a hoe than he will leave u like his father

one guy: hey who is that!
other guy: that’s parker sweetin he really cool n’shit
parker sweetin: yessir this shit bussin bussin 🥱
the guys: damn he cool 😎

by psweetin3 March 19, 2021

Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.

Parker is remarkable

by Ali(3) July 8, 2022

PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.

OOO look there is a parker

by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022

Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.

Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!

by Donald1 September 28, 2018

Peni Parker in a Circle

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

by hellothere356 August 18, 2023

Parker

Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.

person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.

by deez6_9 July 13, 2023