Wank Durch

It means the complete opposite of what you just said.

How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH"
ie, it was a Top Top night.

by wallye2bad August 22, 2011

wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

by wooty January 13, 2008

Ferociously-Wanked

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

by LilSdaD March 17, 2008

wank-happy

Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.

Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

rage wank

To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....

Ever had a rage wank???

by monsuire rage wank April 26, 2007

Squat Wank

The art of wanking with your hand under your leg while standing in the squat position. So it feels like a girl is doing it.

Paul: Clare, pull me off!

Clare: Just go have a squat wank!

by Bellysgonnagetya January 29, 2008

olympic wank

An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.

Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"

by SECBOMbbb May 14, 2007