Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

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Bubble-wrap

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

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Everything the owner of a shiny gadget needs to keep his precious spot- and scratchless. From grainy screen protectors to huge rubber cases, if it's on your device and not decoration, it's gadget wrap. Applicable to smartphones, tablets, smartwatches and any other piece of surprisingly fragile modern technology.

I wanted to skip the gadget wrap on my new phone, but the back is already scuffed after a week in my pocket.

by user565322 October 9, 2016

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Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

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It’s wraps

You’re fifty shades of fucked. There’s LITERALLY nothing you can do to get yourself out of this situation.

Me: “what is Sundown town?”
Person: “it’s an all white suburb mostly in the south, but once it’s night time, your ass better be inside. It’s wraps if a white person catches yo outside in Sundown town.

by Enby Metalhead September 4, 2021

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