is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.

Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.

by jbushido August 1, 2010

Edgar Allan Poe Test

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America

Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*

by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Tessa

Tessa, name when a girl is very hot.

"Damn, that Tessa is fine!"

by Mike&Tessa November 26, 2006

Tesco Legs

a gurl/woman who has her legs open 24/7 like Tesco the shop

- OMG! ur friend Sara's go such a Tesco Legs! ...
- lol... I noe! =

by Jess Willcox January 20, 2009

testing

To try the patience of a certain individual who you know can't be tried son.

Alex, if you don't stop testing Jessica, she's going to burn your face with a bagel!

by Steven Waterdog the Third June 3, 2010

dip test

When a woman surreptitiously fingers herself to distinguish whether she's started her period or it's simply vaginal discharge.

I got nervous cause I felt a wet tingle, so I had to duck into my cubicle and do a dip test and it was allllll good!

by Ms. Dip Tester April 24, 2007

Skype Test Call

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.

Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!

by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008