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Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome

A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.

i don't like the way you are talking to me. 

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

Now that's what i'm talking about 

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.
Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !

walking talking sperm bank 

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex
"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank

Too much talking, not enough booty slapping 

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS
1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."

You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you 

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)