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Sweaty Bongino

When you have no choice but to take a dump in a blazing hot, unshaded porta potty at a music festival or other event.
Damn, there's no choice; I'm gonna have to take a Sweaty Bongino.

Sweaty bridge

A sex position; the Eiffel Tower, however the person is in the middle on their back, while the two people on the outsides hold the person in the middle up.
Last night that girl had us holding her in the air…. We called it the sweaty bridge
Sweaty bridge by Materbridge420 April 29, 2026

Sweaty Mata Hari

Often deployed in low-stakes situations (office happy hours, mid-tier hotel bars and bowling alleys), the Sweaty Mata Hari believes they are seducing for strategic advantage, when in reality they’re just leaving a sloppy trail of damp napkins, slurred comments and secondhand embarrassment.
Carter thought he was being mysterious at the conference mixer, but by his third mojito he’d gone full sweaty Mata Hari, smh.
Sweaty Mata Hari by Bjwes10 May 1, 2026

big sweaty men 

The type of men that Vince McMahon likes
VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN, VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN, VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN.

Operation Sweaty Hippo 

When a group of adolescents grab a cake of fireworks and aim it at the designated enemie's house. The agents involved all stick together and have a strict formation and escape route. The mission must
Operation Sweaty Hippo left a fire at the neighboor's house, good thing Agent Gilligan got us a quick escape route, otherwise we'd be history.

Big Sweaty Men 

Me I am the Big Sweaty Men
"How are you fellas doing it's me the Big Sweaty Men"
"Thiruson fuck off"
Big Sweaty Men by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021