sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

by foggy123 October 18, 2010

sofa

very much so, a high quantity or amount

From the joke "I am sofa king we todd did," used in situations where cursing is frowned upon (due to children, parents, etc.)

I'm sofa hungry because I haven't eaten all day.

That 745 is sofa expensive.

by jackfrost1031 December 17, 2007

Sofa-Knee

This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny."

Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.

by ccl2010 March 27, 2009

Sofia Alexandra

A Greek SEX Godess who occasionly turns heads. Got that kim kardashian. and has unconditional beauty! always take cares of her self and keeps hers presentable. very loving of people and animals especially cats, often known as the CAT WOMAN!
One of the greatest friends you will ever meet and love!!! and has an odd love of soup<3

"hey so have you seen Sofia Alexandra?"
"No i havent why?"
"Damnnnn, she look good she got that ass!"
"really?! Thats exactly why her name is Sofia Alexandra"

by Mateo C September 11, 2011

Sofia

An extremely good bitch for of a young young man who goes by the name of Bligh

Hey, do you know that chick called Sofia?

Oh yes sofia, Bligh’s bitch?
Yea that’s the one.

by Everybody that breathes July 17, 2019

Sofiane

Someone who likes to naruto run and pull the funniest face as they are confused

Sofiane is a battyfish

by Onomatisseur September 22, 2020

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020