Small Town Beautiful

A beautiful woman but with an awful personality from a small town. Happens because the rare beauty queen of a small town never gets called out on her bad behavior ruining her.

Brittney's small town beautiful, she's a bitch to everyone, but all 'em country boys chasing after her don't care they just wanna bang her.

by brothersister_creativity July 27, 2018

Small Dicks Sink Ships

A propaganda phrase coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood, a guerilla outfit that promotes women's empowerment while supporting favorable relations between the sexes. Derived from the concept of overthrowing misogynistic men who abuse their positions of power within organizational structures by identifying actions that compromise their integrity, and then using this information against them in the form of blackmail.

"Hey man, you'd better stop flipping favors to your good ole boys like that. Didn't you hear what happened to the last boss who screwed a lady out of something she deserved? Small Dicks Sink Ships."

"I know you really hate the idea of giving that promotion to Jane, but she outperforms everyone man. You'd better go ahead and play fair, and keep mum - she's not so dumb. Small Dicks Sink Ships.

by vivalarevolucion321 August 5, 2018

Small Pox

When a hooker with gingivitis bites your small weiner and it gets infected

Shit bro, your mom gave me small pox

by MyNameAdumbMaybe October 29, 2018

Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019

small oof

When big oof isn’t enough to show the level of IQ where u are currently at

Random guy: ur mum gay
Friend: big oof
Guy shrugs*
You: small oof
Guy runs away crying while shitting his pants

by UrNonAverageNonPeruDota3Player May 8, 2019

Small pee pee gang

When you have a small pee pee this is your place

John: "my pee pee to small"
Karina: "there's a small pee pee gang you could join and there will be people with small pee pee's like yours!"

by I finessed ya mum May 13, 2019

Small Brain

"Small Brain" is an insult that implies that the person it's being attributed to has a small brain

That was small brain move, Ryan.

by Limess January 1, 2020