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Sausage King

a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).
Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.
Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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Sausage Link Fest

version of sausage fest, but addition of "link" acts to describe the presumed sexuality of all present males.
You show up at some spot, lookin for ass, but there's only a pile of men there. ...and these men don't seem to be in any particular hurry to leave.
by Titanium October 6, 2004
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sausage tree

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?
by David P January 29, 2005
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Sausage Throttler

A homeosexual act whereby a man compresses the penis (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of semen.

The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
"Sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip I showered his face in cum"

"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"

"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"

Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
by The not so holy pope March 2, 2009
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Sausage Fest

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009
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sausage body

- noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
Neil: "Damn, did you see Joan the other day!"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"
by BPPump May 4, 2009
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