mc skeet

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin
Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!
by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009
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Geek Skeet

When a boy ejaculates from simple physical interraction or an early stage of sex. "Geek" because a geek/nerd would ejaculate off of simple sexual play from a female because he isn't used to getting action, and "Skeet" which is slang for ejaculating.
Lali:All I had to do was suck on his neck, and dude geek skeeted everywhere!
Brittany:Man that's messed up..

Shawn:I'm experienced, trust me.
Daniela:Yeah, yeah..whatever. We'll see when you geek skeet.
by Lah From Brew-City (= June 02, 2009
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ninja skeet

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.

Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.
by chrism2yo January 24, 2008
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skeet face

a large amout of man juice on a womens or mans face
"that girl went to my house and got total skeet face"
by tyler francis May 15, 2006
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skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
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skeet ball

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts
I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.
by VaJJ G September 07, 2007
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skeet sheet

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill
by Mitch April 05, 2005
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